I suggested via Twitter on Sunday that sex, drugs and rock and roll might be ‘good’ for people and help to keep one young. It has subsequently come to my attention that Sir Michael Philip “Mick” Jagger, OBE is a sedate sort of person who engages in daily meditation, practices Buddhism and is a fan of cricket. Whereas it is now clear to me that it is Mr “John” Humphrys whom is often to be found wide awake and ‘full of beans’ (believed to be an oblique drug culture reference) at 6.00am; no doubt after an all night bingeing session involving the raucous playing of German orchestral music.
I would therefore like to take this opportunity to apologise to Sir Mick for any embarrassment caused.